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Sun, Jul. 12th, 2009, 02:44 am

Lesnar made Mir his fucking pole-whore. Give this man a challenge like that beast Nogueira (mir was lucky against him) or just shut the fucking UFC down now.

Wed, Jun. 3rd, 2009, 10:03 am
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  • 12:33 lunch. me thinks noodles & co. #
  • 20:20 GRRRRRRRRRR #
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Tue, Jun. 2nd, 2009, 08:32 pm
I don't know how to say this without sounding like Tara Gregson, but...

I was having a conversation with some characters in a story I'm trying to write, and they are telling me the story is set in Chicago. I have no choice but to believe them, after all they should know where they live. My dilemma is this, as much as I love that city, I know absolutely nothing about it! So who wants to give me a crash course in why Chicago is the shit?

-Cleo

p.s. The crazy purple haired lady in the story has named her record store Audiophilia, Yes or No on the name.

Tue, Jun. 2nd, 2009, 10:04 am
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  • 13:23 Barely any posts on twitter over the weekend and now everything explodes. Wow. #
  • 13:53 I need a shower beer. #
  • 20:56 Back to sending out resumes after a much needed vacation up nort... Anyone want to go here with me? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Sur #
  • 23:28 Work is done. Off to the bar! #
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Mon, Jun. 1st, 2009, 10:02 am
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  • 16:35 Back from the woodlands. No moose :( #

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Sat, May. 30th, 2009, 10:02 am
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  • 18:27 In Grand Marais. I find it interesting that a town this white and minnesotan has a three day jazz festival. #
  • 18:28 @rosamund how much? If you buy me a plane ticket I'll do it, but then you'd be stuck with me for a day or so. #
  • 11:08 Pimpin ain't easy. #
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Fri, May. 29th, 2009, 10:04 am
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  • 18:27 Today I will make sweet love to a peanut buster parfait. #
  • 18:29 Just realized how gross that last tweet was. #
  • 21:05 Sending off resumes and such. Chicago and LA are sounding better by the second. #
  • 23:22 @zahgurim Mayhaps.... #
  • 01:39 @knittaplease lame, though Veronica always had Archie p-whipped. #
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Thu, May. 28th, 2009, 10:04 am
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  • 18:38 Fuming. Got marked down in a review for somthing I'm not expected nor trained to do. Already complained, time to go ape shit. #
  • 21:45 not fuming as much, though still pissed. Beer? Don't mind if I do. #
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Wed, May. 27th, 2009, 10:08 am
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  • 18:58 @knittaplease it is. You and Rose need to come up here and ingest some ____ on a stick goodness.... and go to Styx/REO/38 Special concert. #
  • 18:59 Feeling trapped. Need to make a whole bunch of changes. #
  • 21:21 Why is every metal band not named Mastodon shitty? Am I missing something? #
  • 21:35 dicking around on marriedtothesea instead of completing job applications. the procrastination must end. #
  • 22:56 @rosamund pants are on. If I find a good editing or academic advising job in Chi, I'm there. #
  • 02:49 @zahgurim LOLZ #
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Tue, May. 26th, 2009, 10:04 am
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  • 13:25 @rosamund lake plus beer equals awesome. #
  • 13:26 off to get food. Hot dogs. Yes, hot dogs. #
  • 16:11 hot dogs ingested. I want to buy hot pants now, and I don't know why. #
  • 22:25 I have the odd desire to listen to Nelson. Why? WHY! #
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Sun, May. 24th, 2009, 10:03 am
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  • 18:46 @rosamund 7 hours sucks. I need to develop that space-time warping thinger. #

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Sat, May. 23rd, 2009, 10:03 am
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  • 12:48 Anyone want to grill brats this weekend? #
  • 19:30 new sonic in bloomington. the cops are directing traffic. Yippie Grease! #
  • 19:31 @shadow9600 no. CRAP. #
  • 01:09 @rosamund showerbeer should be raised from the dead. #
  • 01:09 I have a case of High Life and a whole lot of time on my hands. #
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Fri, May. 22nd, 2009, 10:04 am
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  • 13:42 Off to work. Later, Arthur Phillips reading at Mpls public library 7pm #
  • 21:29 Arthur Phillips read was great, Chan Pohling accompanied him on piano and did a few Suburbs songs. Tre cool. #
  • 21:29 Love is the law, btw. #
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Wed, May. 20th, 2009, 10:00 pm
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  • 19:23 On Twitter now.... WTF AM I DOING. #
  • 19:39 This twitter thing will enable all sorts of idiotic musings to be posted whilst I'm on the shitter. #
  • 19:44 Lunch time. KFC bowl-o-poo, here I come! #
  • 20:31 No poo-bowl. Gyros instead. Cucumber sauce all up ins my bell-ay! #
  • 23:18 is going nuts... in a good way. #
  • 23:21 my girlfriend Micha Collins because I refuse to sacrifice a pony in her honor. #
  • 23:21 that was "is leaving me for" micha collins #
  • 23:29 @rosamund YO. Break out the taco sauce, it's a Twitter party. #
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Sat, Apr. 11th, 2009, 07:31 am
Wanted!!!

Cleo here. Yes I am alive. No, I have not gone hermit. I'm just buried up to my eyes in schoolwork. Speaking of school (see what I did there) I need actors for my final project. I am looking for two females and one male who are willing to "make out"* and "be naked"* on camera. if you are interested/local (twin-cities area)/sure this will not cause a problem with your S.O. respond to this so I can give you details.

-Cleo

* not real making out, Film Kissing.
* not really naked, film naked

Sun, Mar. 29th, 2009, 01:41 am
In case you were wondering...

This is the first image that pops up when you Google image search "Arse Taco" at 1:41am.


Wed, Jan. 7th, 2009, 10:42 pm
Should LJ go into the shitter....

I won't much care. I am online at facebook (dp wieland) and showerbeer.blogspot.com (need to update that last one...).

Wed, Dec. 24th, 2008, 06:20 pm
I'm so glad I don't have to bother with this bullshit.

However, chemistry.com's ads mocking eharmony are fucking great.



Even better:



As you may know, eHarmony was founded by Neil Clark Warren, a conservative Christian follower of James Dobson, the man who has taken over the title of most evil person in America now that Jerry Falwell is dead. The company has an active policy of discrimination toward gays, though I agree with this article from Time Magazine, which argues that gays are far better off without eHarmony anyway.

What's the point of this post? No point. I'm just bringing you yet another reason why Christianity must be destroyed. Fuck Christmas and have a happy holiday season!

Slainte.

Wed, Dec. 17th, 2008, 07:14 pm
I have a very good feeling about this film.

I heard about this project in grad school. My adviser showed me some emails he had exchanged with the screenwriter of this film, and even in those early stages of development there was a lot of buzz about Mickey Rourke. After seeing this trailer, I know why. Check out Bill Simmons' blog about it, too.

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